#BETTER THEN THIS WITH SOME BUTTER ON BREAD

[bunni-v1]

do you think that lighter would have like any embarrassing fetishes like an armpit fetish or like a belly bulge kink or sm? just needed to share that thought rq

Mdni

Idk what you classify as embarrassing, but I know he’s got plenty of fetishes. I’ll list some of the ones I personally think he’d find humiliating.

Firstly, yes he has a belly bulge kink, duh. He’s so big it pretty much comes with the territory. There’s just something about being able to see himself through your skin as his dick presses up and pokes out through your belly. It’s so hot. You’re so small compared to him, but you take him so well. He also likes it when you’re so stuffed full of his cum that your lower abdomen is literally extended from it. He can press down against it and you’ll gush — that’s what heaven looks like for Lighter.

He’s probably got some kind of breeding kink. It’s less about having a baby or getting you pregnant (if you can even get pregnant to start), and more about the trust that comes with it. It’s weirdly heartwarming to him that you trust him enough to let him fuck you raw and cum inside. Also feeds into the previous kink as well.

He’s big into cock and ball torture but you’ll never get it out of him. You’ll have to find out on accident somehow, and once you do it’s pretty much over for him. Cock cages are his personal favorite, being held back from cumming by having his dick physically restricted is thrilling to him. He’s also lowkey into sounding, though that one is more touch and go depending on the day.

I didn’t know this fetish had a name but CFNM (clothed female naked male). He likes it when you’re fully clothed and when he’s bottoming, essentially. It’s rare you’re in a position of power over him, but fuck does it get him going when you’ve got him naked and tied up and whimpering for you while all the good stuff is hidden from him. Power play is bottom Lighters bread and butter.

He’s into seeing you in leather, any kind of leather. Preferably something of his but it doesn’t have to be. There’s something about you in the rough rugged fabric that really turns some gears in the hopeless head of his. He likes the sensation of it under his hands, and it’s especially nice when he’s fucking into you. Just an added stimulation that looks super fucking good on your already perfect body.

Last one is that he really likes edging on himself. He’s too sweet to edge you (more like he’s too eager) when he tops, but if you edge him it’s a whole different story. It’s painful and awful but god the satisfied smirk on your face makes it so worth it. Especially when you finally let him come, it feels so much better when he’s overstimulated and crying like a baby. Just be careful not to take it too far, he might get impatient and turn it around on you. He’s strong enough to break just about anything you tie him up in.

Essentially… Lighters embarrassed of being a bottom 💀 It really harshes his whole vibe he’s got going. Like imagine how much respect he’d lose from people if they found out he cries when you don’t let him come. He can’t have that getting out 😭

[ask-the-crimson-king]

Of course, I know that quite a few passages float around devoid of the full context so I try to post it with a bit more in order to give people a better understanding of what happened. The only portions omitted are usually descriptions of the scenery or potentially some action shots that are not quite relevant to the topic at hand.

But yeah, welcome to Warhammer. Inconsistencies is the bread and butter backbone of the lore. It can be frustrating at times.

(◔_◔) "Magnus was selfish, he could have sat on the golden throne and rule humanity!"

The wonderful fate set by the emperor in question:

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[magistralucis]

The Infinite and the Divine (Special Edition) - Unboxed today! (23rd Dec)

Oh?

OH IT'S HERE. ✨🥳🎊

I got the shipping notification for this on the 21st and they said projected delivery was on the 27th, so imagine my surprise when this landed on my doorstep this morning. High five if you're in the UK and you also got yours today 🙏 It came wrapped in soft grey tissue paper and an I&D sticker, the latter of which wasn't stuck 100%, so I was able to use it on another surface as well.

The covers are... cushy. I can't think of a better way to describe it. The binding is substantial, as you'd expect, and while I wouldn't call it heavy there's a pleasant heft to the whole thing. Here are pictures of the front and back covers, although they don't do justice to how intricate the art is up close. Please note that despite the lighting on those photos (the morning sun was high and bright), the cover is actually a rich, luxuriant, deep silver.

The Nihilakh-Sautekh glyph patterns continue to alternate/interlace/repeat on the inside covers. I think I was more enchanted by that dichotomy than anything else, although everything of the surface texture is lovely, cover, backing, and side. The fore-edge artwork is as vivid as it needs to be, as is the full print inside the book.

(A bit of R. R.'s signature is bleeding through on the side.)

All in all a wonderful thing for early Christmas, it looks wonderful on my shelf. I hope everyone receives theirs soon. As a side note, the Afterword to this thing is kind of heartbreaking - but not in a bad way, just, like, in a toxic doomed yaoi way, which is the bread and butter of this pairing anyway. Can't put the full text online but: Orikan is Cassandra, with all the resentment and anger to go with it, who couldn't even die to avoid the terrible fallout. He really did regret breaking the artefacts. Neither he nor Trazyn will change. Would like to, probably won't, for the same reasons we fail to change ourselves. A comedy of many, many errors, some that cut deeper than others.

[quibbs126]

I wonder why my brain is so fankid-focused, even when dealing with Transformers (I don’t say it out loud as much as I think it, but it is)

But then I remember, I spent over a year and a half making 100+ fankid requests for Cookie Run, and technically speaking I never stopped, I just have kind of forgotten about continuing them, particularly with my new Transformers fixation (though that’s not necessarily an invitation for new ones, since I feel like it’ll be even slower than the snail’s pace it already is at this point, and that’s assuming I don’t just stop at some point. Just an FYI)

Like at that point, I feel like this sort of mindset makes complete sense. Yeah I did other stuff during that time, but you probably don’t do all that and not have a brain oddly centered on this sort of thing, especially when it’s another series where there’s no clear answer to where children come from (though in Transformers’ case that’s because they don’t have children, even if it is a widely fanon concept. But my point still stands)

[altaroftransexuality]

top ten breakfasts that inspire poetry

[creepyjirachi]

FUCK YEEEAAAAAA this sandwich is so good

[nexus-nebulae]

caveman brain shocked and amazed that cooking food makes it taste better. been buying this cinnamon swirl bread for years just to snack on. only today did i have the thought of actually toasting and buttering the cinnamon bread. TASTE

[headphonemouse]

I've ordered!! Some nightgowns!!!!

[woolydemon]

my uncoordinated ass playing video games: wow my hand eye coordination is so bad for playing video games

[c0rpseductor]

hey just fyi if you only have sticks of butter in your fridge and no like margarine or anything and think to yourself "i'll just cut it into very small pieces and then it won't be so hard to spread onto my bread" that's the actual real man satan the devil talking to you, and yes it will

[vox-fantasma]

it’s almost 2 am on a work day and i got bodily yanked by the temptress that is food-related yt shorts into her succulent vortex of pasta recipes and vegetable hacks and so i had to leave my bed and embark on the demeaning quest of making myself a sandwich without waking anyone because it is 2am on a work day. and brothers it was the most delicious sandwich i have ever had the pleasure of eating

[annesomniator]

a few days ago my mum began testing her new recipe for a "poor man's panettone"

if you are asking Why is a poor's man panettone...is because the dry fruits and nuts are quite expensive and each year she tries (or i try) a somewhat cheap recipe

it turn out okay, but it could be better so we're going to tweak it a bit and try again so the panettone is ready for christmas :)

[classics-cocks-and-concoctions]

And they say white people have no culture

[themonsterunderthebed]

eating falling by the wayside this tech week. got a solid one meal per day over the weekend and haven't gotten a chance to eat anything yet today. not great not great

[adetheenby]

i absolutely fucking hate blueberry in yogurt like it makes me violent BUT KNOW WHAT IS GOOD IN YOGURT

CHOCOLADE HAGEL!!!! or honey

i think all yogurt needs to be labeled as to whether or not it has fruit bits in it, like orange juice is with pulp. for autism purposes

[woodland-gremlin]

Meeting the Kids

Today was the day that Dick’s boyfriend, Danny, would be introducing him to his three kids. He has heard so much about the gremlin trio that he could recite how Danny adopted them and what they are like forwards and backwards in his sleep at this point. And as he fidgeted outside of his boyfriend’s apartment in Fawcett that was exactly what he did.

Ellie is Danny’s biological daughter that was officially put under his guardianship when he was emancipated at 17, but unofficially he has been watching over her for much longer. She is the oldest of the three, being 11. Exploring and causing untold amounts of chaos, usually with her two younger brothers, is her bread and butter in life. Will not hesitate to turn that controlled chaos onto you if you hurt her family, if the stories of what she does to her sperm donor is an indication. Tales of all the places he has traveled when he was in the circus and stress he has caused Bruce at galas are his best bet to not getting pelted with glitter the moment he walks in the door.

Billy is the most recent addition to the family after living on the streets for the last few years. He is the middle child at 10 years old. Being forced into foster care, which is a death sentence according to Jason, and living on the streets, which is apparently better than foster care (again according to Jason), has made him vary of adults. The only reason he trusted Danny enough to be adopted, was through a long campaign of food, a safe place to sleep that he could leave at any time, the other kids, and a few private emotional moments. From the stories he is a sweet kid whose swearing could make a sailor blush. He brought some of Alfred’s homemade food and stories of Jason for him.

Damian was taken in 6 years ago when Danny was 19. His birth family was in a cult, raising him as its heir before trying to sacrifice him to some higher being, when Danny found him. Even with the ruff start he is very in touch with his home country’s culture, Danny even getting in touch with people from his culture to teach the whole family so they can better understand and respect it. He is the youngest of the trio at 9 and loves animals. He has also seemingly inherited Danny’s adoption tendencies when it comes to said animals. He is also the most likely to challenge him to a duel for Danny’s honor, he does it to every potential partner of Danny's, much less one actually dating him. Mentions of Batcow while accepting said duel should help Damian at least tolerate him.

All three of them are the stars of Danny’s life. Dick has heard all about the bullshit Danny gets for being a father of three, two which are in the double digits, at 25 and how protective the Nightingale family is of each other. And that isn’t even counting his older sister, who he has met over the phone, and all the others claimed extended family. How often Danny has broken up with his partners over the kids or said kids driving out those partners if they didn’t think that they were good enough for their dad. So, no Jason, he wasn’t being paranoid, considering that they ran the last one out in tears, covered in neon, biodegradable glitter and paint, he was being practical!

What Dick did not know was that as he was panicking and making plans the gremlin trio was making their own plans. Plans of his demise.